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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4569	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	185
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2121	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4542	Star Shards Collected:	186
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2671	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Star Shards Collected:	145
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!