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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9554	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	190285	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	868	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.