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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	812451

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Potions Brewed:	159	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1214	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7200	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Star Shards Collected:	215	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.