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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	185
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1760
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1559	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	685	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8029
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.