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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	3643	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6083
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2154	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6090
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	954166

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!