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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	658	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2404

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	64	Emeralds Found:	7822

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	568	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Items Found:	8928

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2875	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.