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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	7237	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	76	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	New Chunks Explored:	907500
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9983

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.