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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Items Found:	1435	New Chunks Explored:	541244
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ores Mined:	3369	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3430
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	56	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	606	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2769

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1167
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	8793	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	3901	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.