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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	107	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Potions Brewed:	85
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	518
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	158	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Items Found:	4752

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2811
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	414697	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!