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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	2685
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	290	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	831666
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	380369
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	550

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!