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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6062
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	123

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	3165	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.