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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1718

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6726
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	973
Dragon Eggs Found:	1104	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2031

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	231	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	644
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9359	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.