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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2669	Enchantments Applied:	141
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Runes Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	846

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	78	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Crops Grown:	6438	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	112

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.