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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	3177
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8254	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.