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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8151
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	4868	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	443	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	8271	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	199

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	3405	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6871
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.