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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	2272
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7901
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7976	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	855202	Animals Bred:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	1214	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4732	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2984	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.