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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	179
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Farms Harvested:	333
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5161	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	700596	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7050	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.