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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4490	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	171631

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2420	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchantments Applied:	65
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crops Grown:	8485
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ores Mined:	6111
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.