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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3075

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Void Gems Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	2464	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!