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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mines Excavated:	3679
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2266
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6622
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.