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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	186	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3086	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1640	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Star Shards Collected:	243	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1051	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.