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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	9508
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8953
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Void Armor Forged:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7071	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.