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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3613	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Dragon Eggs Found:	8978	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7804	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Potions Brewed:	63
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	5709
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8455
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.