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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7115

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	8002	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	235
Emeralds Found:	581	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	515294

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	220
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!