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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3475	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5008
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Mines Excavated:	2597
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4477
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Dragon Eggs Found:	1515
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Emeralds Found:	9131

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.