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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	4435	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8638	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3713	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	102

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3382	Mines Excavated:	4068
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.