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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	4862
Players Killed by Monsters:	420	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	926	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2100	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	310
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crops Grown:	3656	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	270196	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Enchantments Applied:	150	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	4425	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9085
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	135	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	7750
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SuperCraft-MC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.