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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LeafMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

a fancy world,free survial world,creat your town,and enlarge your town chunks,creat your nation,ally,enemy,and netural

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Advancius Network🌟FREE RANKS🌟

1v1, bedrock, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Cannon, Casual, challenge, competitive, Creative, Dropper, Dungeons, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, Heroes, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Maze, MCMMO, Minigames, Murdermystery, Needstaff, Plots, Practice, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Small, smp, Spleef, Staff, Survival, Towerdefense, Towny, Uhc, Villagedefense, War, Worldedit, Youtubers

🌟 JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK 🌟Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! ⚔️ COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND ❤️

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

Advancius Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone!

Come join our welcoming community!

We offer a 100% free rank system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:

– Skyblock– Factions– Survival– Prison– Creative Plots– KitPvP– Dropper– Parkour– Bed Wars– Hide and Seek– Murder Mystery– Duels– UHC– BuildBattle– The Maze– Tower Defense– Survival Games– Party Games– Adventure Maps– Custom Events

Server IP: MC.ADVANCIUS.NETDiscord: http://discord.advancius.net/Trailer: https://youtu.be/uJRIEGfbous

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
New Chunks Explored:	262165	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cloud Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CloudAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pinchcliffe SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

• Economy • PvE • mcMMO • Extra Hard

Slots: 100 IP: play.pinchcliffesmp.com Notable Features: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, BlazeAndCaves Advancements DataPack, Simple Voice Chat Discord: https://discord.gg/5A7Q5MB Website: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/ Dynmap: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/map

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mines Excavated:	1293

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

Auctions, Bosses, Civilization, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Dungeons, Economy, Freetoplay, Friendly, Headdatabase, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mmocore, Mmoitems, mmorpg, Mobarena, Modded, Mounts, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Parties, Pets, Playershops, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Sethome, Shops, Skills, smp, Spells, Towns, Towny, Vanilaplus, Voterewards

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1092	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BeaconSource

Economy, Survival

Note: This server requires you to fill out an application to become a member of our community! Hello! We’re excited to announce BeaconSource SMP has launched! Interested in joining? Read the rules and apply for membership by clicking our website. Guests may feel free to log in and explore the world while waiting on the status of their application. Note: It could take 5 minutes to 2 days for your application to be approved. What can you expect on BeaconSource? We are hosting on a Dedicated server with a Ryzen 9 3950X @ 3.5GHz, 6 GB DDR4 RAM, and 100 GB of NVMe Storage. If you ever have a problem, we have staff members that can help you out as soon as possible! What features does BeaconSource have? The server’s economy runs on Diamonds. You can keep your diamonds safe by depositing them into your virtual bank. (Type /deposit to deposit, Type /withdraw to withdraw, and Type /bank to view your balance) Instead of requiring every player to sleep for the night to skip. Only 50% of the players will be required to sleep to skip the night with the Harbor plugin. Players can create their own shops and sell anything they want. You can become rich with diamonds by running a shop!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PrismaMC Network

Prison

We are a Minecraft Network that focuses on Survival and Kitmap. We have only just started. I hope you can support us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	75	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY

Antigrief, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Chestshops, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Friendly, Griefprevention, Guishop, Loot, Lootcrates, marketplace, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Nogrief, Ranks, Rankup, Silkspawners, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vip, Votifer, Voting, Wild, Wilderness, Wildernesstp, Wildtp

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY Minecraft Server

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Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

1. No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.

2. No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily. (Griefing counts as: Destroying builds, stealing items, lava casting/flooding, trashy builds, invasive claims, etc.)

3. No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.

4. No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Klip Craft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Klip craft! Are you ready for the most epic server you have ever played? Yeah maybe not that good. Here at Klip Craft, we aspire for a fun, safe place for Minecrafters to come together! We are still new but hope to expand!

Due to it being Aternos, It can only be online a specific points. It will mostly be online from 4pm to 7pm, or any time. Gamemodes: -Survival -Creative -Pvp (coming soon)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Solanacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Solanacraft! Earn real Solana outside the game by gaining mSol points ingame! Randomtp and free land plots, active experienced moderation , and aiming to build the best Minecraft community out there. Zero Griefing tolerance.

Each week, by the weekend, the top three players will qualify to earn real Solana! Simple to earn mSol, in game but there’s going to be competition for sure.. only three people can redeem mSol each week for Solana, for now.

Come check us out!

solanacraft.com (Java)

play.solanacraft.com (Bedrock) port:51055

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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Civ, Civilization, Discord, Dropper, Earth, Faction Pvp, Factions, fnaf, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Mythology, new, Origin, Prison, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Small, smp, Survival, Tntwars, Trading, warzone

🟪 Purple Prison: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience Since 2014! 🟪

Welcome to Purple Prison! Since our inception in 2014, we’ve set the standard for Minecraft prison servers. Here’s why we stand out among the rest of the servers on this server list, and why joining us is your next great adventure:

🔒 Epic Prison Gameplay: Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.

🛍️ Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP: Our central spawn buzzes with shops and daily rewards, surrounded by a fierce PVP battleground. Get ready for action!

⚔️ PVP at its Finest: Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.

👥 Supportive Community: Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.

🎨 Creative Plots: Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

💥 Massive Discord Community: Connect with over 120,000 members on our Discord, one of the largest MC Discord servers worldwide!

Join Purple Prison Today! Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

🔗 Server IP: mcip.purpleprison.net🔗 Discord: discord.gg/pp

Join us on our discord server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CareerGens

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock

NEW SERVER LOOKING FOR STAFF, YOUTUBERS AND MORE! COME JOIN THE FUN FOR AWESOME REWARDS INCLUDING FREE MONEY, FREE FLY, OVER $100 PAYOUTS, AND MORE!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HaliaCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games

HaliaCraft is a Minecraft server with almost 3 years of experience that focuses on providing high-quality PVE gaming experiences. The server offers different game modes, each with its own theme and unique features.

Survival Infinity is a custom game mode that combines magical elements with survival game mode. Here, players can venture into a world full of challenges and magic, where they can unlock new abilities and face magical creatures.

There is also a vanilla survival game mode for those who prefer a more traditional gaming experience. In this mode, players can build, explore, and survive in a randomly generated world without many modifications.

Survival Earth is a replica of planet Earth in Minecraft, where players can explore and join different countries or create their own country. This game mode offers a unique and educational gaming experience for those interested in the geography and culture of different countries.

The server also has a custom Skyblock game mode, where players start on a floating island and must build and expand their base in the sky.

Coming soon, we will also open a new game mode called OneBlock, which is a variant of Skyblock but with an automatically expanding island.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Amethystia [Java/Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chill, Creative, Hangout, Hungergames, Lore, Minecraft, Norules, PvP, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

Looking for a chill Minecraft experience? Check out Amethystia!IP: mc.omada.cafe

Official WebsiteDiscordMatrix Space

We are most active in our Discord server/Matrix space!Come join us!

NOTE: We are currently in GAMMA phase.This is a rare phase in development for projects thatcomes directly after beta phase. This means the server is NOT FINISHED, but it is 100% playable for a normalsurvival experience. Expect some bugs and unfinished areas, that seem “lackluster”, especially in our PVP areas.

No chat reporting, minimal rules (no hack clients or hate speech), and a range of features to keep you busy. We try and promote the freest playstyle possible. Though we are slowly regaining activity, we have a solid community and rich lore, and have been around since 2021! Java and Bedrock supported! Let’s have some fun!

Unique Features

♦ Claims are enabled! Use /claimbook for a helpful guidebook.♦ Claims are disabled in a 500 block radius from 0,0, overworld and nether. Grief, build, pvp like its anarchy in this area.♦ Kill a player to obtain their head!♦ FFA KitPvP/CPVP and Duels (Type /pvp, /cpvp to access FFA Arena. Type /duel to duel any player you wish)♦ Hunger Games (type /hungergames) Fight to the death in the incredible Amberlight V3 map!♦ Chat to Discord via in-game chat and vice versa!♦ /tpa enabled♦ /sethome and /home enabled for up to 10 homes. You can teleport to your bed via /bed.♦ Message encryption is disabled, meaning the report system from Microsoft does not and will never work on here.♦ Farms cannot be trampled.♦ Cats won’t prevent you from opening chests♦ Proximity Voice Chat (Download the mod from Curseforge here)♦ Dynmap®: click here

“Rules”

1. You may destroy, steal, and build as much as you want. This server has no rules regarding the content of what you make or where you make it, or how you make it, as long as it does not break any of the rules following this one.2. No using hack/cheat/utility mods.3. No hate speech.4. Claims exist to protect your stuff. If you forget to claim your stuff and its gets stolen… well, that’s not our fault.

Owners: Wamuu and Fluffery

Come join our community! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cygen Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skywars, Towny

Cygen Network is meant to be a non pay to win server where you and you friends can play peacefully. we are always updating and adding more to the server so make sure to check it out.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.