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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

BUILD, Buildfree, Community, Communitysurvival, Create, Creative, Freebuild, Noclaims, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Ogminecraft, Popular, Populated, Shop, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ores Mined:	3852	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8955	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8989	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	137	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6346

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	68
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

server

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!