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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ores Mined:	6579	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	344	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1850	Star Shards Collected:	122
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1978
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7977
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	2763	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9929
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!