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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mising Pieces gaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Missing pieces gaming Minecraft Server! The server is automatically in survival. There is an in-game shop which can be accessed by all players to both buy and sell things, mobs have different levels which corresponds to their health. You gain skill points for different skills in minecraft when more levels are gained there are more abilities available. The admins are also really kind too 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelmon Gaming

Pixelmon, Survival, Survival Games

Our specifications – Core – 3.9GHz Intel 8 Core HDD – 2 x 120GB SSD 2 x 1TB SATA RAM – 32GB – Bandwidth? – ~900 mb/s up ~900 mb/s down

Our store – buy Masterballs, ranks, titles, Pokémon and more! – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/vipstore

Check out our map if you want a quick overview – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/pokecraftmap

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	2239
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Button Land

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	343887	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.