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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchantments Applied:	299	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	86
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5158
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8553

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6968	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.