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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6413	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	156
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5905	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	818
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8687
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rawcritics PVP

{Towny} {PVP} {Raiding} {iConomy}

Our server is run by professional staff who keep an eye on things at all times with a player base at the ready to ensure griefers, cheaters, hackers and trolls are caught and dealt with swiftly.

We have towns and nations with PVP rules that enable you to break into buildings, search for chests within limitation and fight to the death. Blocks regen and you can use TNT to break into buildings since the blocks will return after a certain number of seconds.

Join us, though be made aware that we do not support trollish or hostile behavior and you will not find this a fitting environment if you are looking for trouble or childish laughs. Ask Silverforte if you need a town to join with plenty of space and protection for your house and items.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7659
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!