Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

am so, am so bored, bored, bored am, bored holy, bored holy fuck, bored so, fuck, fuck am, fuck bored, HOLY, holy fuck, holy fuck am, holy fuck bored, Minecraft, Server, so bored, so bored am, so bored holy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Potions Brewed:	167
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1530	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.