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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Legends Of Akkuria

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChronicBOOM

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Archer Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Brocraft Economy

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EliteNations

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DeathMatchPVP

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrisonRaider

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Epicland

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	8949	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!