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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5274
Emeralds Found:	6911	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	7396
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	421357	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Items Found:	5510
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	1580
Mines Excavated:	2435	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Animals Bred:	151
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	148

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4428
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.