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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BapCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We provide a fun, friendly community and lots of different gametypes for every kind of player.

We offer two Factions/McMMO servers, each with their own unique style of gameplay. Our main Factions server provides a typical gameplay experience that includes McMMO. Factions Hardcore is for the more experienced players, and offers the addition of soup heal to make PvP more interesting.

Battle Royale is a gametype unique to BapCraft. 44-75 players are set to battle to the death, with grenades, bombs, zombies, and much more. The last player standing wins! Get kills and win matches to earn BapCoins, which can be used in the ingame store to buy bonuses and even pets to give your gameplay a boost.

In addition to Factions and Battle Royale, we also have Survival and Creative servers for the more vanilla players. Build whatever you want with friends! Both servers allow you to protect your creations, so griefing is not an issue!

We also have a Skyblock server, a new twist on the classic singleplayer survival map. Grow your island and trade with others to complete challenges to expand your island empire! Our Skyblock server has a fully functioning economy, trade, and auction system as well as a party system that lets you play and have fun with your friends!

In addition to all of our gamemodes above we also have the following: -KitPvp -Sticks and Stones -One in the Chamber

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockMadness

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Towny

Welcome to BlockMadness! A community based on the essentials for an amazing server that puts players first! We are here to bring players the essentials that you need for a server! We provide multiple servers in our network including Towny and Creative! We are always looking for dedicated players to join us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Minecraft Evolution

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to a server with a variety of survival!

What does it mean? This means that you have the opportunity to choose how you want to survive – Either you choose a normally generated world, with villages, all biomes, etc – and live life with all the belongings. Or you choose our other world, which we named Aqua. This means that this world contains 75% water and you must survive on the aids that you can find. Survive by trading gadgets and blocks with other players, and come up with a strategy to survive in this water world.

Both servers include; McMMo, PvP (optional), Towny, Crates, Tokens, Jobs, and a whole lot more.

The Minecraft Evolution means that we want to be one of Sweden’s best MCMMO servers, with a theme of surviving in different situations – as well as keeping the RPG feeling with the help of Jobs and Towny. We want to deliver a sense of reality in as many ways as possible and therefore this server is constantly under development.

Right now we have a regular world and a water world – and more situations to come. Maybe it will be at another stage that you have to survive in a world filled with lava and burned down forests? Or why not try to survive alone in the Nether and fight with Enderman? Who knows – We let the players have their say and help during our development.

Do you also want to be part of our development and survive in difficult conditions? Then don’t hesitate to join us! You will not be disappointed.

NOTE – We are looking for staff!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Top PvP

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour

A lag-free BRAZILIAN server; 200 Slots; Full PvP with mining system; Configured and translated plugins; Website and forum ready; Complete and dedicated staff; Unique constructions; Version 1.7.2 / 1.7.4. IP: jogar.toppvp.com.br Site: http://toppvp.com.br/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	5469

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedstoneCraft Gaming 24/7 Survival

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

RedstoneCraft Gaming 24/7 Server Hybrid!! Most minecraft players go through many different servers each year. None of them seemed to fit them just right. After a while it can get frustrating, surely there is a right server out there for you. Well this is THE server! This server guarantees that you will never be bored just standing around doing nothing. With different games to choose from such as Factions, Creative, Prison, KitPvp and more you will always have something to do. The server is lag-free and is not over crowded with players. All the staff and players are active, friendly and caring. Once you join we guarantee you will feel like you are a part of the family. Dont spend another day searching for the right server, and join the server today. ( Note: Compatible with versions including 1.8) RedstoneCraft.Net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	3116
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Element Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Element Skyblock is a fun multiplayer skyblock server which has many unique features. There is pvp, shops, player warps, mob farms, and also an island ranking system. Join now and you’ll have a blast playing on Element Skyblock.

Connect with the IP: ElementSB.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	9625

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The ImagineCraft survival

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Features: – 1.8 Survival Spawn world – Creative World – Parkour – MOB Arenas – PvP Arena, KitPvP, OP PvP!, Hardcore, Factions, and Vanilla 1.8.2! (USE PORT 25566), McMMO!

The following plugins are used on this server to improve your experience: Essentials – standard essntials suite – teleportation, sethomes, etc. NoCheatPLus – to make it fair for all. Prism event logger – So we can track down griefers and looters (not needed if your protect your stuff..) GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and chest – visit http://tinyurl.com/pzmn66o for info.

Visit our Website for more info!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	5861	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PrisonPlus

Prison

CRAZY OPPRISON!!! IP: play.PrisonPlus.net =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= PrisonPlus is a minecraft prison server, with unique custom built mines, amazing plugins! Here are some of the amazing perks on our server:

– CRATE KEYS WHICH GIVE RANDOMLY GENERATED LOOT! – CUSTOM RANKUP CRATES/KEYS! – PLOT WORLD AND SHOPS – NO LAG – MULTIPLIERS – AND SO MUCH MORE! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Medieval Norway

Economy, Survival, Towny

The Medieval Norway

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	New Chunks Explored:	558998
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Texyk

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing. We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including: -mcMMo -Factions -Jobs -And more! This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!

There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂

Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6432

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

FusionPrison

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!