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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Join us today on creativemc.world

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5686	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	929	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1293

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4902
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	9543	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6677	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1240	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	750
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.