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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trippers Games

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7 Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld SkyWars, KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	5881
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Economy

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VaporMC

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecrafting

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A different kind of server

Minecrafting has been around for over 6 years, and has slowly evolved from a small private server, to a much larger setup on a dedicated server. Rather than forcing players to buy additional perks, our server keeps to the basics, so you can once again enjoy playing multiplayer in a peaceful server. The server has been rebuilt over the past year, building upon experience gained over the last couple of years. We are now ready to start welcoming players back to the server, so come and check us out.

– Features – Bank Dynmap Jobs mcMMO Towny Shops PvE

Come and join us, and create the town of your dreams!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

a fun server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1673	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

sharks

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZenCraft

Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: zencraft.us

♦ ZenCraft ♦ —– | Factions | Prison | Magic | GUNS | VANILLA | SkyBlock | Creative | Raiding | KitPVP | PVP | STARWARS | CITYVILLE | FARMVILLE |—– With a Skilled staff we are committed to bringing our players the best gameplay possible with a variety of servers to choose from. Our motto is to constantly improve and to never forget about the little things. Earn in game cash by mining, chopping, digging, killing monsters, killing players and auctioning items. Check out some of the server features below. ================= ♦ Free ranks ♦ Amazing PvP ♦ Auctions ♦ Factions ♦ Shops ♦ Kits ♦ Monsters ♦ Custom weapons ♦ Magic ♦ Guns ♦ SkyBlock ♦ Creative ♦ And MORE ================= ♦Join now at zencraft.us ♦

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sorb Pixelcore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

This is a pixelmon server, join us

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3867
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lichs Server

Factions, PvP, Survival

Come join our server Respectful, friendly and understanding staff small server with 30 slots See you there!!! 😀 ✔✌

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MultiPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to MultiPvP Network. The most dangerous bird lives here We birds goal is to fly our players to the top and that is exactly how we have been doing for 4 years and we will continue with that.

Factions MultiPvP Factions is built in the best possible way, with everything built on simplicity and elegance, what we have achieved is something fantastic. A server unique to its class and a server that takes Minecraft to another level. Together with the worlds best community and staff team, we take Factions to a level. We build the server based on our players needs and together with the community to make a server that I or not you have done but we built together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arnies World

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is my first server that is relatively simple at the moment. It has very few rules and restrictions. I will be changing and updating constantly. If anything is not working properly please let me know, I will be online at least for an hour every day.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SaiCoPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding

SaiCoPvP!

About SaiCoPvP? SaiCoPvP is a server run by professional, experienced minecraft players. The owners of the server listen to every players input/suggestions on the servers and thrive to make a friendly community for the players.The server is based mainly around the raiding/pvp aspect of minecraft as the staff know that there is a huge community waiting for them if they do make a good server. Our server has been trying to develop the utmost best raiding-pvp for our users the past year, we have many Unique plugins for all the servers, Some to tweak the servers performance others to improve the user based performance as we know having the better server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CityPrison

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

SwordPvP is a unique minecraft network, featuring classics with twists as well as custom mini-games. We offer a prison server that has been open for well over 2 years and counting, KitPvP, AuroraGames, Mini-Games, HecateCraft, HadesGames, Creative, HungerGames and much much more! With awesome things around each corner you’ll never want to leave! Check us out today!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	555	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.