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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trap Door Network

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Join For Fun Give It a try we are a new server and we already have staff but feel free to join!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Redstoner

Creative, Survival

Redstoner is an amazing server for all redstoners of any (or no) skill level, beginner to advanced, from combo locks to doors to CPUs! We have a friendly community and experienced staff who are all kind and welcoming.

We try to give out as many permissions we can without risking server lag. You will have access to plugins that are considered not potentially harmful. Getting access to WorldEdit is fairly simple if you hang around a bit! We are writing custom plugins to make your experience in our multiple worlds better and unique.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Punchcraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Towny

Here at Punchcraft, you’ll find gameplay to fit the needs of every type of player. We currently offer Towny, Factions, Creative, Skyblock, Prison, KitPvP, Skywars, and more! With helpful staff here to help you 24/7, Come join today! What are you waiting for? Connect to mc.Punchcraft.us – You won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NerdNu

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Nerd.Nu Minecraft Servers

Online since 2009, reliable and longstanding. NO pay-to-win or pay-for-perks. Semi-vanilla and no special clients etc. required. Mature, voluntary staff drawn from the player base. Active community, forums and subreddit.

Come and join us on our Creative, Non-PvP (PvE) and Minigames servers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	879690
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	984	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5543	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.