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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2540

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Farms Harvested:	969	Crops Grown:	8968
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2503
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	223
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.