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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

420 StonerBros.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

StonerBros – 420 gaming community for normal, mature people! Since 2013 we keep collecting all chill people in one place.

StonerBros.org

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	768314
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecats

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Many different game styles to choose from! Survival: GriefPrevention, mcMMO, Friends List Disguises, Global Market, Pets, Horses Creative: Let your imagination go, and build to the sky! RolePlay, plots, Friends List, Disguises, Pets, WorldEdit SkyBlock: Friends List, Disguises, Global Market for Player Trades, Villager Block Market, a ton of Parkours LionsDen: A SlimeFun survival server with ExoticGardens, LuckyBlocks, CatHearts, Barrels, Chest Terminals and MORE!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PickAxis Network

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to PickAxis Network! We are a new Minecraft network with a GREAT community. Currently we have 4 servers with more on the way!

SURVIVAL: Our survival server has Towny and McMMO.

CREATIVE: We have large creative plots. You can use your tokens to unlock WorldEdit capabilities. We frequently hold build contests.

SKYBLOCK: A traditional skyblock server, we have some of the smartest and most creative skyblockers ever seen in Minecraft.

SKYWARS: All of our skywars maps are original on PickAxis.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	943302

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CastleKraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Hey there! Are you looking for a fun medieval RPG server? Than you came to the right place! Castlekraft is a PRG server based off the legend: Robin Hood! Starting out in Locksley, you must complete quest for people to level up and then travel to Nottingham, knighton and even the Holy Land! So all you have to do is just copy that IP address and start playing today!

Note: Based off the Robin Hood TV show on Netflix

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PolygonCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Polygoncraft – Economy, Creative, PvP Arenas, Build Offs, Decorative Heads IP: play.polygoncraft.net Website: polygoncraft.net

Economy: Find a location in our economy world and start earning money! In-game money can be used to buy ranks that will give you more perks. Gain mcMMO levels by collecting resources and killing mobs for rewards! Creative: Explore our vast creative flatlands or start building yourself! Apply your build for ranks to gain access to new creative worlds! PvP Arenas: Use your survival gear to battle with players in our PvP Arenas! Infinite durability and infinite fun! Build Offs: Participate in our monthly Build Offs where players have 24h to build with the best of their abilities against other players and a specific theme! Decorative Heads: Use decorative heads in your build! Search through a huge databases of custom heads to use on your builds!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	5395	Dragon Eggs Found:	2888

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Melon Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bending server that is fun to play on! Change your element whenever you want to! we make our own plugins and bending moves! and we have a great set of staff! Come join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OblivionMc

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OblivionMc.

OblivionMc is only the Op Prison server, so if you want to play on any of the other servers like factions or skyblock you need to go on this.

THIS SERVER: prisonoblivion.tk HUB IP: MC06.buddyboxhosting.com:25615

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3327	Crops Grown:	7263
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft.Diamonds

Survival, Vanilla

Come play at one of the greatest new servers out there. We re running spigiot so you can also connect with 1.8 clients Minecraft.diamonds….Come for the diamonds, leave happy!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sirio7

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server || Bukkit || Plugins || Version 1.8.X (1.8, 1.8.1…) || PVP, PVE, Minigames… || PREMIUM || etc… || Don’t forget to visit our website: http://sirio7.enjin.com COME IN AND SEE IT YOURSELF: IP= mc.estudia2.com IF IT DOESN’T WORK TRY THIS = 5.9.154.155 ————————————————————————————————————- Server Minecraft || Bukkkit || Plugins || Version 1.8.X (1.8, 1.8.1…) || PVP, PVE, Minigames… || PREMIUM || etc… || Don’t forget to enter our website: http://sirio7.enjin.com ENTER AND SEE YOURSELF: IP= mc.estudia2.com IF IT DOESNT WORKS TRY THIS = 5.9.154.155

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DeluxeCraft

Survival

This is A New Server It is a MiniGames server we have Survival games/ sumo/ spleef /BlockHunt For now.I Really need Builders ASAP its getting hard by myself.BTW its not whitelitsed its just 1.7.10 now so PLZ i need builders but have a great time and hope u enjoy By MafiaCrepperz01

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoZenPvP

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

NoZenPvP means “NoPeacePvP”

NoZenPvP is a Minecraft network. Some things that make us unique and better than other servers are: The owners actually care about their server, and the players having fun, like many other owners they’re in it for the money. We have custom plug-ins, most servers just have unoriginal plug-ins like every other server. We have custom-plug-ins that make the server more fair and more fun for everyone. We have some of the typical plug-ins like, Factions, timtheenchanter, factions, etc. If you want to stop on by and check out some of our custom plug-ins and play on the server we’ll gladly welcome you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecade Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

The largest Russian Gaming network.

High quality, nice atmosphere.

SkyBlock, MegaSkyWars, Capture the Flag, Survival, 30 – LEVEL OP PRISON, Creative Plots and much more.

Let’s join us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Asura-Craft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AsuraCraft is a 1.8 Minecraft survival server. We have good players and knowledgeable staff members. We were founded on the idea of having a fun place to hang out, chat, and play minecraft without a ton of rules and restrictions. Players can build what they want, where they want. No plots, land claiming, or designated areas. We hold building contests and other fun events and are always looking for mature and respectful players to join our ever growing-community! Give us a try today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JasMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to JasMC

JasMC is server-type minigames, where you can play: – SkyWars – Tobiko – Mine Wars – Lucky Block – Skyblock On the server are still added new game modes. To play on this server does not have to be a premium.

The server is NOT P2W

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TownyMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

This is a 100% towny server which has been alive for years. You can find thousands of towns being worked on at any time, and join them with /needtown. It costs 5000$ to make a new town.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.