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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7145	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8116	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	2003
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8188	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”