Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	528944	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MinePlaceNetworks

Factions

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

willycraft

Mini Games

willycraft has pvp,parkour,and king of the hill and comeing soon is CTF,spleef,team death match, so come to our server and coloer your name tag

P.S.do not ask to be a staff meber

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Atlantica – Custom Modpack

FTB, PvE, Survival

Atlantica (Custom Modpack) – Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765 Open to everyone, no world resets, few banned items, GriefPrevention plugin. Simple rules: No griefing, No item duplication, and No PVP unless agreed to prior.

Install instructions are here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/Atlantica/help

Currently running my own modpack with the following mods: BattleGear, Applied Energistics 2, BigReactors, BiomesOPlenty, Carpenter’s Blocks, Chisel2, DenseOres, Enchanting Plus, EnderIO, EnderStorage, EnderTech, ExtraUtilities, IronChest, JABBA, MineFactoryReloaded, NEI, NetherOres, OpenBlocks, OptiFine, Practicalities, RandomThings, RedstoneArsenal, RotateableBlocks, SolarExpansion, SolarFlux, SpecialMobs, Thaumcraft, ThaumicEnergistics, ThaumicExpansion, ThaumicExploration, ThaumicTinkerer, ThermalDynamics, ThermalExpansion, ThermalFoundation, Twilight Forest, Waila, WeaponMod, ZyinsHUD.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sorrow Server

Survival, Vanilla

This a completely vanilla server! and because of that it is white-listed. If you wish to join the server please be aware most the member are older and anyone wishing to join should behave in an adult manner.

If you are looking for a server where you can use the /spawn or set home commands or the ability to teleport to others or such then look somewhere else!

However if you enjoy straight up vanilla survival you are heading in the right direction. This started off as a family server. I opened the server few friends who were left without a server when the Blamethecontroller fan server was changed into a subscriber only server. But it is time to open the door a few new people and to let some new blood on.

Further in formation including the server rules can be found at my website.

If you wish to join the server please head to my website and tell me why you’d like to join via the forum there.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BananasCraft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Banana’sCraft is mainly known for its magnificent community, its endless hours of gameplay and the different worlds and modes make this an incredibly addictive server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Alexcraft network 2.0

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

We, are a small (wat) server network with ALOT of servers.

We have:

-Factions

-Kitpvp

-Creative AND MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Klipers Gaming Survival Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

IP is play.klipersgaming.com Enjin page is klipersgaming.enjin.com We have: MCMMO, auctions, jobs, grief prevention and a creative world We are a friendly community, with helpful staff and players. You can buy a house in Seascape (spawn), buy a plot, or warp into the wild and build the house of your dreams. We have player shops in BoomTown so players can set up a shop and sell items. Be the top weekly or monthly voter and win rewards. Find us on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Discord at Kliper’s Gaming

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	144	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Seetiecraft

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games, Vanilla

Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.

After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.

We still had to make a few small changes.

The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB

To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.

We have already prepared something for events too!

Your owner

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rivendor

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lords of Vale

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mystic Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla Survival server. We offer a non-griefing server with the survival feel. We do not allow the killing of others, without their permission and the return of items. We do however have a PvP arena that items will not be lost in and is a free for all. In this arena we have also included a parkour area. Our mob griefing is turned off so you will not have to worry about your builds being destroyed. We give our players three sethomes. You have the ability to modify your chests, furnaces, and doors so that your friends can access them as well. If you are looking for a semi-vanilla survival server come join us and join in on our adventure!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArmedMC-Op prison

Prison

This is a new prison server made by JeffPlayzMC OP prisons also so come on and play!The server will soon have votifier if you donate for a rank you will automaticly be boosted up to the next rank for peoples enjoyment.Daily Drop Partys and the Co-Owners will sometimes hid some chests possibly with some OP items maybe donater ranks 😉

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Candlestick Clan Server

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shambala

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

Factions

LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!