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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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