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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9427 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 304 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!