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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8678 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 50 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙