Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 137039 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6654 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 926674 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension Hops: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3211
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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