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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	550330	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	948
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1230	Towns Built:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	94	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	190
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6940	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.