HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4176	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	6807	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2035
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1058	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Farms Harvested:	597	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Farms Harvested:	307	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	4438	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9981
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3792

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	332
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.